Witch Way to Turn

My daughter “Danni” is 36. She was heterosexual until she spent five years in prison. Ever since her release, she has been living in a lesbian relationship with a woman named “Marty.” But sometimes she comes to my house and uses my computer to visit lesbian sites, trying to find another lover. I hate the woman Danni is with now. I try to treat Marty with respect because I love my daughter. But I am considering trying to find a spell book and casting a spell to make Danni break up with Marty. Do you know where I could find a book with spells in it? Marty is bigger than Danni. They got into a fist fight recently, and Danni came to me covered with bruises. Please tell me what to do. I don’t know…witch way to turn.

Leslie says...

I'm not sure, but you could probably find a spell book on the Internet. When you do, though, instead of looking for a spell to make your daughter break up with Marty, you should look for one to give your butt some friggin sense! Your daughter is being abused and you want to know where you can find a book of spells? Somebody needs to make YOU disappear, and maybe then someone else can get your daughter the help she needs to leave that abusive relationship.